Saturday, January 29, 2011

Allergies.

So I went to the doctor, and my month long cold turned into a sinus infection with a sprinkle of allergies. I have never had allergies....EVER! Weird. Not a clue what I am allergic too, which may be dangerous, next time I decide to frolic through a field of daisy's I am going to have to second guess the frolicking decision.
And yes, Ashley I am feeling better thanks for asking. I only mention this because you are probably the only person who reads my blog. Which is cool. My body is full of antibiotic business and it makes me want to watch Osmosis Jones. That would be crazy if there was little people working in my body...I feel bad for the lower class people down in my..ummm.....poop...area....POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Sick.

I have been sick for the longest time! I have been sick since probably mid-december. Who does that!? Poor college students like me, whose immune system is probably as thin as the anorexic chick down the hall....I don't know if she is really anorexic, but she is waaay to thin. I am pissed right now, ya know how it feels when your fat a** brother sits on you because he thinks its funny, add a sprinkle of fire, there's my lungs when I cough. I wonder what would happen if a fat person sat on someone who was anorexic, this situation could either be hilarious or end up in the hospital.....
Any who I go to the doctors tomorrow to see what the crap is going on. My room mate Jessa (a.k.a the soup hater) Just told me last night that she had Bronchitis (Go Google for spelling!) a little while ago. Have you ever Wikipedia-ed (word? probably not.) Bronchitis? I have: Bronchitis is inflammation of the mucous membranes of the bronchi, the airways that carry airflow from the trachea into the lungs....sounds like a hoot and a half!
Speaking of mucous, last week in English 2010, I coughed so hard that mucous shot out of my mouth (Sick, but true.) Luckily i sit in the back row and its a small class so no one saw me, I still managed to catch it in time into my hand. But the worst part was, was at that moment, i had to go hand in my paper to the teacher...Needless to say i panicked and had to wash my pants soon after.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Megan.

I like to take pics with megan she is fun to dress up with and act emo and then we like to go out for pizza. I am typing this blof post with my eyes closed. i am foing pretty well so far, i do make a couple of mistakes though. Anywho mefan how are you? Apparently i get me g's and f'd mixed up. o bueno. I really wanyt to take a bath with my clothes on....it jujst sounds like a lot of fun to me. I use to do it all the time when i was a kid with my friend. School is good, i sont want to go to english tomorrow though, that soes not sound like much fun, none at all.
Sorry this blog is rrandom, but you should care either way.